Service your Nation..please?

Good evening! We're here on the scene, outside the house of Citizen Aaron Sim,who has just been informed of his unbelievable good fortune of being one of the randomly-hand-picked few selected to semi-voluntarily invest three months of their valuable youth in glorious Service of our fair Nation. Yes, the SWAT riot tanks appear to be leaving the grounds..They're wheeling the iron maiden out back...it appears to be unused! Folks, i think we've got ourselves a live one! I won't be surprised if we do, our new thumbscrews have increased our success rate by over two hundred percent.*listens intently to earpiece* Yes, i have recieved confirmation that Citizen Sim has joyously accepted our Nation's gracious offer of Service! Doubtless he will be escorted outside to meet us for the customary hour of Spontaneous Demonstration of Fierce Patriotic Joy...And here he comes! Greetings, Citizen! Say a few patriotic words to our viewers at home. Oh, ignore the shotgun. A mere formality. In case we should happen to run into complications with your interview.