I've been reading my dad's Robb Report magazines. It's mostly ads peddling obscenely expensive cars, cigars, and designer clothing to the (obscenely) wealthy. It's very funny. This is the gist of most of their ads :


Hello, Sir. Yes, *vapid smile* we believe you are a man of ..taste, and discernment, and we hope you will consent to put aside these two most praiseworthy virtues for long enough to purchase one of our dress shirts.You like this one, do you, sir? Yes, it costs enough to cripple the economy of a small third world country; excellent choice, sir. You'll take it? *vapid smile* Why, thank you, sir. Still keeping that sense of discernment in check? Good, now if you will be so good as to follow me, sir, we shall proceed to the diamond studded toiletbowls -- bling bowls, as we in the 'hood call them. It's the shit, sir. A gentleman such as yourself simply must get himself iced up, don't you agree?


Okay, i made up that last part haha. Seriously though, there was an ad for Swarovski shower hubs. Nutters.