Why flowers? We bring them to weddings, funerals; and just occasionally, we're able to screw up the courage to give them to that significant other. Why, though? They're pretty, but it's kind of...very weird if you really think about it. Every year, on Valentine's Day, florists around the world do a roaring trade in dismembered plant genitalia. Boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy gives girl flowers :
Boy : I.. er. I really like you.
Girl : *Blushes*
Boy : *shuffles feet*Um.. here. Have some severed plant genitals. They made me think of you.
Girl : Thank you...*Smiles demurely* They smell nice..
Yep, nothing quite like a large bouquet of genitals to make a girl feel special. Sad luck on the flowers' part for having such colourful sex organs, I suppose. Those florists are a sick, twisted lot.
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