This is my reply to Daniel's constant whining about his community(or as he calls it, "Communist") service. Enjoy:
Oh my Mao!
(I is proud Communist; no believe in fake, capitalist lie of "God". Is all big capitalist dog fib -- to corrupt comrade's pure white socialist mind. I ask you, what is "God" opposite-way? DOG! ha! Capitalist DOG! Is one big black Capitalist dog secret conspiracy. I no tell lie, i swear by Mao.)
You dare make incessant grumble for to servicing community?? Is HONOR to sweat, to bleed, for sake of Glorious Independant Happy Socialist Republic of the People. Hard labor good--good for to liberate comrade's brain from corrupt capitalist fibs! I make example... Sugar--Is evil capitalist lie!!! You think, "what harm to me use sugar in standard issue Freedom Tea"?? Many harm!!! Sugar is powerful capitalist happy drug, make you feel many phony joy, but in process, smash brain with big sweet hammer. You start to think many counter-revolutionary thoughts; think there maybe do exist capitalist "God". MANY harm. That is why Comrade Dear Leader Mao be make selfless act, drink his Earl Grey tea with five lump sugar every morning. For YOUR sake, he apply his superior mental and digestive ability to liberate rest of dirty capitalist world..
One packet Earl Grey, five lump sugar at a time.
