In the spirit of awkward, underage romance (in short, Valentines), here's an interesting, if slightly disturbing cbox conversation I had with Jared. In my defense, I was sorely provoked. By provoked, I mean I was harassed constantly, about my (alleged) romantic liaisons with Denise, Shu Xian, The Rest Of The Female Race, ad nauseam. Jared's very possessive. Aren't you, Jared?
aaron: No, no, Jared. You're my girl. *grin* and a very pretty one too.
jared: Hey...I thought I told you. It's OVER!! I forgave you when you messed around with Shu xian...but Denise? That's too much. It's OVER!
aaron: Look, I said I'm sorry, Jared! Nothing else happened..I swear, they didn't mean ANYTHING to me..! It's just that--when you left me... I -- I was so confused-- I didn't know where else to turn!
aaron: Please Jared, take me back... I promise, things'll be different this time.
jared: Sorry Aaron, it's just that I'd choose Hermione over you now.
I think I just broke down at this point. i don't know, everything dissolved into a blurry, tear-filled haze.
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Yes, disturbing indeed. All this evidence just gives me all the more reason to believe that Jared is bisexual.
never any doubt about his gender orientation.. but yours Aaron? tsk.
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