Friday, September 15, 2006

Life is short. Bully it mercilessly. Make it cry

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Carpe Diem! Carpe Diem!

As every motivational speaker/book/cassete will earnestly whine at you, "Seize the Day". Excuse me while I snicker derisively.

*ahem*

Yes, right, all done.

Has anyone ever questioned, though, how the Days feel about all this aggressive groping?

If you are a Day, and have been a victim of unwanted sexual advances, or know a friend, family member, or co-worker who has, call this toll-free hotline : 1200-SAVE-THE-DAY.
Do it today!


Coincidentally, i've never liked corporate motivational speakers.

Carpe diem, indeed.